Sunday, June 5, 2022

Re-Elect Buddy. Fabulous Speech, Telling Message For Black Citizens. Announcements.

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My friend and Congressional Representative checks in and keeps his constituents updated. Buddy has grown enormously in the office and deserves reelection!
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A brilliant and very much needed to the black community. The fruit is there but "you" have to work to pick it so go into the vineyards and shake off your dependent status.  Quit allowing yourselves to be used by hypocrite politicians. Rebuild your family structure, re-embrace your religious connections and insist on a good educational curriculum and not the watered down garbage Democrats and their union frauds feed you.   https://youtu.be/zjmi2_7xYWk

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Airline Announcements:

United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it! 

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 On landing, the stewardess  said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. ' 

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 'There may be  50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this  airplane' 

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 After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because sure as hell everything has shifted after a landing like that.'  

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 Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'  

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having  to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo .... Please remain  in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!' 

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 'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing,  please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'  

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 After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the  gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are  silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

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 A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

 He replied,  "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

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