Snowing, Raining, Soon To Be Flooding. Most Liberals Believe They Know Everything. Don't Forget It Happened. Hot Buttered Rum.

 

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Not only is it snowing and raining but we are soon to be flooded. 

Soon America will be swamped with unemployed welders and COVID illegal immigrants thanks to our self-destructing president. 

NEW Flood of Migrants Coming to America This Week
It's alarming >>

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This is for my liberal friends because most liberals like to believe they know everything:

The liquid inside young coconuts  
can be used as a substitute for

  Blood Plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded  
in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh, go ahead ...

I'll wait.

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.

 

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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts  
is the only King

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000  
in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive 
from each salad served in first-class..

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated  
with women, what does this tell you?)

It tells you that women are going  
in the  'right' direction!

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at  
waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house  
are made from

DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the  
Marlboro Company 
died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR!

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The ten most valuable brand names on earth:

Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds,
Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.

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It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, NOT downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that  
a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away 
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles 
resulting from the flush.

 (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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AND FINALLY...

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

 

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband..”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

 

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

 

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,  
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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What Trump accomplished; The haters want you to forget as if it never happened.

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Finally, the climate change shifted this week to snow nd iceand a lot of the nation's power grid did not work so people froze.  The wind turbines froze up and could not work.  The solar was snowed under and there was no sun so that did not work.  The gas that does work and is clean stayed in the ground because Biden wants it to be there so we can become energy dependent again.

Kerry is happy because he is a certified idiot and cannot admit it.  Thank you AOC how about fixing the entire frozen nation a hot buttered rum.