And:
MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE and THAT IS WHY MOST ARE CONSERVATIVE AND NOT LIBERALS. THEY ALSO ARE ROM MARS WHILE WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS.
Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt
to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to
drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add
character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is
$8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
NICKNAME - If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wild man.
EATING OUT - When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw
in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get
their bill, outcomes the pocket calculators.
MONEY - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS - A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The
average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not
be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
does.
DRESSING UP - A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress
up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING - Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears,
and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living
in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
use in two people remembering the same thing!
And:
Something else to think about:
Interesting Take on Electric Cars
As an engineer I love the electric vehicle technology However, I have been
troubled for a longtime by the fact that the electrical energy to keep the
batteries charged has to come from the grid and that means more power
generation and a huge increase in the distribution infrastructure Whether
generated from coal, gas, oil, wind or sun, installed generation capacity is
limited A friend sent me the following that says it very well. You
should all take a look at this short article.
IF ELECTRIC CARS DO NOT USE GASOLINE, THEY WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN PAYING A GASOLINE
TAX ON EVERY GALLON THAT IS SOLD FOR AUTOMOBILES, WHICH WAS ENACTED
SOME YEARS AGO TO HELP TO MAINTAIN OUR ROADS AND BRIDGES. THEY WILL
USE THE ROADS, BUT WILL NOT PAY FOR THEIRMAINTENANCE!
In case you were thinking of buying hybrid or an electric car:
Ever since the advent of electric cars, the REAL
cost per mile of those things has never been discussed. All you
ever heard was the mpg in terms of gasoline, with nary a mention of the cost of
electricity to run it. This is the first article I've ever seen and tells the
story pretty much as I expected it to.
Electricity has to be one of the least efficient ways to power things yet
they're being shoved down our throats. Glad somebody finally put engineering
and math to paper.
At a neighborhood BBQ I was talking to a neighbor, a BC Hydro Executive. I
asked him how that renewable thing was doing. He laughed, then got serious.
If you really intend to adopt electric vehicles, he pointed out, you had
to face certain realities. For example, a home charging system for a Tesla
requires 75 amp service. The average house is equipped with 100 amp service. On
our small street (approximately 25 homes), the electrical infrastructure would
be unable to carry more than three houses with a single Tesla, each. For even
half the homes to have electric vehicles, the system would be wildly
over-loaded.
This is the elephant in
the room with electric vehicles. Our residential
infrastructure cannot bear the load. So as our genius elected officials
promote this nonsense, not only are we being urged to buy these things and
replace our reliable, cheap generating systems with expensive, new windmills
and solar cells, but we will also have to renovate our entire delivery system!
This latter "investment" will not be revealed until we're so far down
this dead end road that it will be presented with an 'OOPS...!' and a
shrug.
If you want to argue with a green person over cars that are eco-friendly,
just read the following. Note: If you ARE a green person, read it anyway.
It's enlightening.
Eric test drove the Chevy Volt at the invitation of General Motors and he
writes, "For four days in a row, the fully charged battery lasted only 25
miles before the Volt switched to the reserve gasoline engine.
"Eric calculated the car got 30 mpg including the 25 miles it
ran on the battery. So, the range including the 9-gallon gas tank and the
16 kwh battery is approximately 270 miles.
It will take you 4.5 hours to drive 270 miles at 60 mph. Then add 10 hours to
charge the battery and you have a total trip time of 14.5 hours. In a typical
road trip your average speed (including charging time) would be 20 mph.
According to General Motors, the Volt battery holds 16 kwh
of electricity. It takes a full 10 hours to charge a drained
battery. The cost for the electricity to charge the Volt is never
mentioned, so I looked up what I pay for electricity.
I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16 per kwh.
16 kwh x $1.16 per kwh = $18.56 to charge the battery.
$18.56 per charge divided by 25 miles = $0.74 per
mile to operate the Volt using the battery. Compare
this to a similar size car with a gasoline engine that gets only 32 mpg. $3.19
per gallon divided by 32 Mpg = $0.10 per
mile.
The gasoline powered car costs about $25,000 while the Volt costs $46,000 plus.
So the Canadian Government wants loyal Canadians not to do the math, but simply
pay twice as much for a car, that costs more than seven times as much to run,
and takes three times longer to drive across the country.
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I have memos written, posted and ready to be sent through 5:15 AM, March 1.
I am trying this so they will be shorter but I run the risk they might appear less timely.
You can never win.
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What a real creep: https://www.breitbart.com/
And:
Brandon Smith poses a valid question:
A question for leftists: Why are all the evil people on your side?
By Brandon Smith
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