He thought he was God, and I didn't.
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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Obama Slams Biden? BREAKING › This may shock you... |
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When you break it down into numbers that relate to a family situation it begins to take on a different meaning. It is Dirksen's "a billion here a billion there. Soon it runs into real money." Now it has escalated to the trillions.
A Brilliant Exercise
This cuts thru all the political double talk we get.It puts it into a much better perspective….Lesson # 1:* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000* National debt: $19,271,000,000,000* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:* Annual family income: $21,700* Money the family spent: $38,200* New debt on the credit card: $16,500* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $192,710* Total budget cuts so far: $385Got It ???OK now Lesson # 2:Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:Let's say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewerbackup in your neighborhood....and your home has sewage all the way upto your ceilings.What do you think you should do ...Raise the ceilings, or pump out the crap?Your choice is coming - November 2022.
And:
https://nypost.com/2021/09/27/
Finally:
Are we this stupid?
A Real M Eye Opener
WHY is the USA BANKRUPT?
I hope the following 14 reasons are
1.
$11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare
Verify
at: http://www.fairus.org/
2.
$22 Billion dollars a year is spent on food
Verify
at: http://www.cis.org/
3.
$2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on
Verify at:
http://www.cis.org/articles/
4.
$12 Billion dollars a year is spent on
Verify
at: http://transcripts.cnn.
5.
$17 Billion dollars a year is spent for
Verify
at http://transcripts.cnn.
6.
$3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to
Verify at:
http://transcripts.cnn.com/%
7.
30% percent of all Federal Prison
Verify at:
8.
$90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on
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at: http://premium.cnn.com/
9.
$200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed
The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration:
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The total cost is a whopping
$ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS
Are we THAT Stupid?
YES, FOR ALLOWING THOSE
If this doesn't bother you, then just
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I generally do it my way and that is why Lynn says I am always in deep s---!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This from a, I hate to admit it, friend of mine and also a fellow memo reader:
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)
Is that why they are always squealing?
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
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Key Moments From the Senate’s Bombshell Afghanistan Hearing
Congress held its first major public hearing on Afghanistan today with General Mark A. Milley, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, and General Kenneth F. McKenzie. The hearing was nothing but bad news for Biden but the American people were able to hear important details about the withdrawal from Afghanistan and the current state of the military.
Here are the takeaways:
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Read it Here >> And: A must watch: https://youtu.be/VpTz6OQT5qA +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ O'Reilly cuts to the chase: Subject: O'Reilly cutting to the chase and about sums it up: Time for Straight Talk By Bill O'Reilly This column will take no prisoners. Nor will it evacuate anyone. No, what I am writing needs to be said and I will say it. President Biden is not able to effectively run the United States of America. He is directly responsible for the death and destruction in Afghanistan as well as thousands of poor migrants being brutalized in Mexico at this very moment. These are humanitarian disasters on a massive scale. Mr. Biden is a diminished man living in a world of delusion. And now the entire world knows it. No one really understands who, exactly, is running the Executive Branch of the U.S. government. It is certainly not Joe Biden. But the President hired his staff and the cabinet members and the woke Generals, who are embarrassing the military and putting them in grave danger. The corrupt corporate media is also responsible for the incredible mess Biden has caused in seven months. Its destructive hatred of President Trump has led us to this point. The press did everything it could, including peddling rank falsehoods, to demean and destroy Mr. Trump. The result: perhaps the most incompetent leader in American history today works in the Oval Office. Even now, anti-Trump fanatics like Juan Williams and Matthew Dowd spew incomprehensible gibberish about what a great job old Joe is doing. The Democratic Party is also responsible for the madness that’s on vivid display. Speaker Nancy Pelosi will not answer questions about Afghanistan. Why should she? The Congresswoman can’t even explain why her own San Francisco district is overrun with criminality and social chaos. In addition, every single American who voted for Joe Biden is indirectly responsible for America’s dramatic decline. And it’s not just overseas or at the border. Inflation is galloping, the individual work ethic is being destroyed - right along with important American traditions like due process and self-reliance. Yes, most people who voted for Biden did so to get rid of Trump. But casting a ballot on emotion almost always leads to disaster. And that’s what we are now facing as a nation. Like many Americans, I cringe when the President of the United States has to answer questions or read the teleprompter. I’ve been around long enough to know when a person is not able to do a job. There is no debate about this - Joe Biden cannot run the country and the damage he is doing is incalculable. As for a comeback, come on, man (as Biden might say)! Biology is a definite science. Every person ages. All of us are slaves to time. Joe Biden’s time has passed. He is not capable of complicated decision-making. He and his band of enablers are not going to improve. That’s the truth. I’m glad I told it. My two favorites. Kennedy, today's Will Rogers, and the inimical Will:
He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and often humorous. Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly". -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "This election in Ga. will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, a person of faith, or an unborn baby!" -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the "well-intended arugula and tofu crowd." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "You can only be young once, but you can always be immature." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can't figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "It's as dead as four o'clock. - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "The short answer is 'No'. The long answer is 'Hell No'." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "It must suck to be that dumb." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Go sell your crazy somewhere else.....we are all stocked up here." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!" -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Sen. John Kennedy (Rep. La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi. -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you'd be better off hiring a squirrel." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow. 2. Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Dumb enough to be a twin of himself." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "This is why space aliens won't talk to us." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Chuck Schumer just moo's and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute." - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "What planet did you parachute in from?" - Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy "Just because you CAN sing doesn't mean you should." -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, "She can strut sitting down!" -Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ |
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