Change For The Sake of Change - Did Not Sell Well!

We learned change for the sake of change was/still is Obama's mission for our nation. Obama learned last year voters were not happy with his change for the sake of change.

In 2011, Obama must/will change in order to get us to change our view of him so he can return to The White House with his wife who also wants us to believe she has changed.

The Republicans will change, or give the appearance of doing so, because they cannot stay in office being what they were and probably still are.

Pelosi and Reid are so ideologically hidebound they are incapable of change and, in fact, believe changes they imposed should not be changed.

McConell and Boehner are also Belt-way insiders and will not likely change unless Teapartiers pressure them to change.

Politicians, in general, are habitual spenders and cannot change unless voted out of office.

We know N Korea, Iran and radical Islamist terrorists will not change, and why should they? They believe they are winning. Why do they believe this? Because most Western leaders are feckless and Obama, The Justice and Security Agencies of our government are blinded by reality. If you do not know and believe your enemies you cannot defeat them.

So the question is, will whatever change we experience in 2011 be for the nation's good or more of the same?

HANG AROUND IN ORDER TO FIND OUT! 2011 SHOULD PROVE AN INTERESTING YEAR!

As for yours truly, I thought about changing then fell asleep.

That said, these "paraprosdokians" are from a friend, fellow memo reader and very disciplined tough nosed West Pointer. (See 1 below.)
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Dick
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1)Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A railway station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive more than once.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt ... plus a slice of lime ... and a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.