Military Time and Making America Worthy of All The Other Nations!

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Never too young to start them on the path to Conservatism!













































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Tonight I just felt light hearted!!!!
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How to make America and Americans becoming  more PC!

"America and Americans are not perfect like the rest of the world.  Therefore, I propose, in the pursuit of perfection, all citizens be brought, either at the risk of a tax audit or point of a gun, to The IRS for sensitivity training.

This would accomplish three worthy goals:

First, we would become a more PC population and we would gain the respect and love of the U.N. 

Second, it would provide gainful employment for the 16,000 new IRS agents who are to be hired to enforce the 25,000 pages of rules and regulations of "Obamascare."

Third, it would send a message to the warring factions throughout the world, America is a nation worthy of being invaded by illegal immigrants and might cause terrorists to re-think the trauma inflicted by attacking us since we are a most welcoming country.

In order to avoid accusations of discrimination, I submit the 50 states and assorted territories be forced to come to D.C. in alphabetical order.

Finally, from an economic viewpoint, think of the upsurge in travel this would produce but then The Greens might object because this bump in travel could have significant and negative climate implications.

Alas,even when applying the 'Obama Fairness Doctrine' some people will continue to have their nose out of joint.

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It is all about military time: " NO SEX SINCE 1955:

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 Now."

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Dick
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