Happy Valentine To All My Girl Friends and Let's Just Have Some Humor!

Humor. (See 1 below.)
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Happiest Valentine Day to all my girl friends throughout the world, young and old.  You know who you are as does Lynn. (See 2 below.)
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1)Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.

The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would "hate" to have to make a living under the laws they have just passed.

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom.

The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.

Even the priest smiled broadly..

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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2)Australia, Alaska, California, Texas, Idaho, Alabama, Georgia, N Carolina, New York, Florida, England, Israel, Rhode Island and Maryland. If I missed a state or country please accept my apology.
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