Monday, August 10, 2015

Dagny Does New York! Queen Hillarious, Prince Trump and The Other Crown Seekers!

Tomorrow (Tuesday, August 11) The SIRC is hosting a presentation by Professor Robbie Friedmann, who will be discussing the Iran Deal and the Middle East Outlook.  The meeting will be at The Plantation Club at 5PM with Q and A following. All are invited to attend.
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Dagny does New York with her mother, aunt and grandpa; grandma and grandpa! She visited Bergdoff Goodman, The Central Park Zoo,toured a new Hotel, drove over the Brooklyn Bridge, saw New York at night from Brooklyn Heights, had a hot dog from a vendor stand, attended her great aunt's 93rd birthday and had brunch at a near Broadway restaurant with family.

We spoke with her yesterday and she said she wants to go back to New York.



And now a message from Queen Hilarious:

"As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus.  The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi - in the furthest regions of our empire.  And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people.  For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs.  I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings.  I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished.  After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together.  We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive, only to be forced to return much of the treasures by Washington.  Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.

During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married.  We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding, and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting.    After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000.00, what could she do.

So as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you.  Then when the time for the royal election comes I know you will crown me as your rightful monarch so that I can continue the King Obama policies, and we can all live happily ever after.
Queen Hilarity Rodham Clinton."

Prince Trump is the Republican equivalent.  He is anatomical royalty, ie. a Princely pain in the a--. 

The other courtiers seeking the throne do not know whether to challenge him or ignore him so they are doing both.

I continue to believe Prince Trump is a side show that the media love because he gives them something to talk about and sell their wares. It also keeps them from challenging the various assorted 'would be's' from having to address real issues and how they would go about solving the many problems facing our nation after, what will be, 8 years of King Ding a Ling's Rule!

As the campaign circus moves about the nation, I suspect the angry may tire of Prince Trump's petulence and will begin to sort things out and Hillarious will either be investigated seriously by the FBI or given a "pass Go" card so she can avoid indictment and save the Demwits from defeat.

One thing is for sure, ever since campaigning began in earnest the weather has turned decidedly warmer.  I suspect global warming is far more likely caused by the utterings  from politicians than the billowing smoke from coal fired utility plants but Greens will continue to perpetuate their myths even though real scientific evidence does not fully support their overboard claims. However, when did  reality and truth ever interfere with the prattle of progressive theorists?

So prepare for billions to be spent in order to get the myriad of messages through to the unwashed masses who are charged with deciding who is best capable of either putting the last nail in our nation's coffin or postpone the burial for another time. 

Court is now in session!
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