She checked into a motel on her 70th birthday. She was a bit lonely.
She thought: "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages"
So, she looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give Tender Tony a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!)
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in:
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town and all alone. What I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. Anything and everything, I'm ready! Now, how does that sound?"
He said, "Well now, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.
I tend to post articles by Caroline Glick because I believe she is tough minded and yes, sometimes over the top. So who is she? (See 1 below.)
--- Gershwin was right. "It Ain't Necessarily So." (See 2 below.) --- It is nice to receive such. At least I have reached one good soul. Dear Richard - we haven't met, but I feel like you are a close friend. I was "connected" to your emails by B H- formerly with --. I am on the board of the COAGX mutual fund. I am an evangelical Christian and love Israel - and it kills me how my American Jewish friends are so firmly in Obama's pocket. I am grateful for your perspective and integrity. Stay strong and continue to spread Truth! Warm wishes to you and your family, F.B --- Kerry's boat takes on water? Seems the press and media are making too much of this. If Obama can play golf why can't his new Sec. of State go sailing. After all Hillary spent a good deal of time missing in action and then when she appeared was incapable of getting her story straight. Also, the president sets the tone and he has done a good job of being AWOL as well. Krauthammer pointed out recently when a scandal happens Obama says his administration is investigating and then when asked how the investigation is going says he cannot answer because the matter is being investigated .Meanwhile nothing is happening and then he waits for the next crisis to take the focus off the last one. Neat way of governing. (See 3 below.) Dick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) Caroline Glick is an American-Israeli journalist for Makor Rishon and is the deputy managing editor of The Jerusalem Post.[2] She is also the Senior Fellow for Middle East Affairs of the Washington, D.C.-based Center for Security Policy.[3] Glick was born in Chicago and grew up in the Hyde Park neighborhood,[1][4] and graduated from Columbia College of Columbia University in 1991 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science. She immigrated to Israel in 1991 and joined the Israel Defense Forces (IDF).[5]Life[edit]
She worked in the IDF's Judge Advocate General division during the First Intifada in 1992, and while there edited and co-authored an IDF-published book, Israel, the Intifada and the Rule of Law. Following the Oslo Accords, she worked as coordinator of negotiations with the Palestinian Authority. She retired from the military with the rank of captain at the end of 1996. She worked for about a year as the assistant to the director general of the Israel Antiquities Authority. She then served as assistant foreign policy advisor to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. She returned to the US to get her Master of Arts in Public Policy from Harvard University's Kennedy School of Government, in 2000.[4]
Upon her return to Israel, she became, and remains, the chief diplomatic correspondent for the Makor Rishon newspaper, for which she writes a weekly column in Hebrew. She is also the deputy managing editor of The Jerusalem Post for which she writes two weekly syndicated columns. Her writings have appeared in The Wall Street Journal, the National Review, The Boston Globe, the Chicago Sun-Times, The Washington Times,Maariv, Moment, and other newspapers found worldwide. She has also contributed to many online journals.[4] Along with Israel’s major television networks, she has appeared on US television programs seen on MSNBCand the Fox News Channel.[6] She makes frequent radio appearances both in the US and Israel.
In 2003, during Operation Iraqi Freedom, Glick was embedded with the US Army’s 3rd Infantry Division and filed front-line reports for The Jerusalem Post and the Chicago Sun-Times.[4] She also reported daily from the front lines, via satellite phone, for the Israeli Channel 1 news. Glick was on the scene when US forces took the Baghdad International Airport. She was awarded a distinguished civilian service award from the U.S. Secretary of the Army for her battlefield reporting.[7]
She is the Senior Middle East Fellow at the Center for Security Policy[4] and is one of several co-authors of the Center’s latest book, War Footing. She has been a senior researcher at the IDF’s Operational Theory Research Institute (the Israel Defense establishment’s most prestigious think tank).[7] She has also worked as an adjunct lecturer in tactical warfare at the IDF’s Command and Staff College.[6]
In its Israeli Independence Day supplement in 2003, Israeli newspaper Maariv named her the most prominent woman in Israel.[8] She was the 2005 recipient of the Zionist Organization of America’s Ben Hecht award for Outstanding Journalism (previous recipients have included A. M. Rosenthal, Sidney Zion and Daniel Pipes).[4] She has also been awarded the Abramowitz Prize for Media Criticism by Israel Media Watch. A representative for the organization praised Glick’s high degree of professionalism and her critical reporting after Glick wrote a series of articles accusing the Israeli media of blatantly rallying support for carrying out the disengagement plan.[6][9] On May 31, 2009 she received the Guardian of Zion Award from the Ingeborg Rennert Center for Jerusalem Studies at Bar Ilan University.[8]
In July of 2012 The David Horowitz Freedom Center announced the hiring of Caroline Glick as the Director of its Israel Security Project.
Controversy[edit]
In June 2010, Glick co-produced and appeared in We Con the World, a satirical video by Latma TV about the Gaza flotilla attempt to breach the Israeli blockade of Gaza. The video clip quickly garnered over 3,000,000 hits from YouTube viewers before being abruptly removed by the online hosting site due to alleged copyright concerns, though some[11][12] have speculated that its removal was prompted by considerations other than legitimate copyright concerns.[13] The video drew both criticism[14] and praise.[15][16] Writing for the Guardian, Meron Rapoport said the video was "anti-Muslim,"[17] while Eileen Read, in The Huffington Post described the mocking of the flotilla crew as "tasteless and blatantly racist."[14] Glick has dismissed claims that the video is offensive, saying "The point of satire is to make people uncomfortable. We’re not trying to be fair and balanced, we’re trying to make a point."[18]
Documentaries[edit]
Glick is featured as a speaker in the documentaries Relentless: The Struggle for Peace in the Middle East and Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West.[7]
Articles[edit]
Glick's articles and papers can be found on the websites of The Jerusalem Post, the Center for Security Policy, www.carolineglick.com, and Townhall.com. A few of the articles that have been published by the Post have been titled "The world according to Olmert", "Column One: Anatomy of a massacre", and " prayer for 5767".
Glick has voiced support in her columns for Dutch politician Geert Wilders who was acquitted of "the alleged 'crime' of inciting hatred against Muslims" through his film Fitna.[19]
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Breaking News–Today’s Job Report
No Hope On The Jobs Front After reading my account of today’s payroll jobs report, please proceed to today’s main article, “Lawlessness Is The New Normal.”
By Paul Craig Roberts
Do you remember the promise of the New Economy that was going to replace the lost “dirty fingernail” manufacturing jobs with innovative highly paid New Economy jobs? Well, the promise was just another deception from the elites who have stolen Americans’ future.
For the umpteenth consecutive month and year, the June BLS payroll jobs report (released on July 5) shows that the US economy has created no such jobs. The same old tired categories account for the same old lowly paid new domestic service jobs.
Of the 195,000 new private sector jobs alleged to have been created, 75,000 or 38% are accounted for by the category “leisure and hospitality.” Within this category there were 52,000 new waitresses and bartenders, and 19,000 jobs in “amusements gambling, and recreation.”
Retail trade added 37,000 employees. Is your local shopping center that busy?
Wholesale trade added 11,000.
Zero Hedge points out that the retail and wholesale jobs numbers seem inconsistent with the latest report from the Institute of Supply Management, which shows a sharp drop in new order components and business activity. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-07-03/non-manufacturing-ism-crashes-lowest-february-2010-new-orders-devastated-july-2009-l Perhaps the New Economy’s inefficiency requires more people to sell less.
Professional and business services added, allegedly, 53,000 jobs, which are largely building management services, janitors, employment services, and temporary help.
Ambulatory health care services added 13,000 jobs.
Financial activities allegedly added 17,000 jobs despite the Bank of America moving its property appraisals to India. http://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/blog/morning-edition/2013/07/bank-of-america-routing-property.html?ana=lnk
Local government, despite severe budget cuts, added 13,000 jobs.
The BLS news release points out that the number of involuntary part-time workers (the number of people who are unable to find full-time jobs or whose hours were cut back) increased by 322,000 in June to 8.2 million.
This deplorable report provided the cover for the market riggers to take the stock market up and the gold market down. Remember that economic theory about “rational markets”? Another deception.
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3)Kerry's Yacht Trip Puts His Credibility in Hot Water
Secretary of State John Kerry's Nantucket vacation -- taken as chaos rocked Egypt -- may cost him a measure of credibility, experts are warning.
"I'm not sure he's really fully established himself as the go-to guy on foreign policy in the public's eye here in the United States," Michael O’Hanlon, of the Brookings Institution, told The Boston Herald. "I would think he'd want to define his leadership on some of the big crises of the day. Let him have his Fourth of July weekend, but recognize that this is an issue — Egypt — where he’s probably got to step up his game."
Kerry's reputation is sinking after he was filmed and photographed sailing on the Fourth of July, while the military's ouster of Islamist President Mohammed Morsi was going on in Egypt.
The State Department initially denied Kerry was out on his $7 million ship, the Isabel, on the day of the coup, saying the yacht sighting was "completely inaccurate." But on Saturday, State Department spokeswoman Jennifer Psaki admitted Kerry was "briefly" aboard the yacht, but insisted he "worked around the clock all day."
The Herald's front-page story, however, captured a series of photos of Kerry, wearing shorts and a polo shirt, paddling a kayak.
Another aide, who was not authorized to speak publicly, said Friday that the denial stemmed from "confusion," adding that Kerry had apparently taken his grandson out for an hour-long sail.
3)Kerry's Yacht Trip Puts His Credibility in Hot Water
Secretary of State John Kerry's Nantucket vacation -- taken as chaos rocked Egypt -- may cost him a measure of credibility, experts are warning.
"I'm not sure he's really fully established himself as the go-to guy on foreign policy in the public's eye here in the United States," Michael O’Hanlon, of the Brookings Institution, told The Boston Herald. "I would think he'd want to define his leadership on some of the big crises of the day. Let him have his Fourth of July weekend, but recognize that this is an issue — Egypt — where he’s probably got to step up his game."
Kerry's reputation is sinking after he was filmed and photographed sailing on the Fourth of July, while the military's ouster of Islamist President Mohammed Morsi was going on in Egypt.
The State Department initially denied Kerry was out on his $7 million ship, the Isabel, on the day of the coup, saying the yacht sighting was "completely inaccurate." But on Saturday, State Department spokeswoman Jennifer Psaki admitted Kerry was "briefly" aboard the yacht, but insisted he "worked around the clock all day."
The Herald's front-page story, however, captured a series of photos of Kerry, wearing shorts and a polo shirt, paddling a kayak.
Another aide, who was not authorized to speak publicly, said Friday that the denial stemmed from "confusion," adding that Kerry had apparently taken his grandson out for an hour-long sail.
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