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Signs of the Times
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push! Push! Push!”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Jerusalem Warns Hezbollah Following Threats of War Over Karish Gas Field; Revealed
Following repeated threats against Israel from Hezbollah, Jerusalem has conveyed "strong warnings" to the Lebanese terror organization.
Nasrallah threatens missiles »
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The Media Ignores What You Really Care About
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D.C. Feels Sting of Biden Border Policy
By Byron York
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Another Fraud? :https://conservativebrief.com/
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FLASH ALERT
No Surprise: Fed Raises Rates 0.75%
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