I needed to be close to something breathing.
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And:
Out of respect to my Christian friend and fellow memo readers, who are celebrating one of their most sacred holidays, I am withholding this memo until Monday.
Meanwhile:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/heed-jimmy-carter-on-the-danger-of-mail-in-voting-11586557667?mod=opinion_lead
_pos10 Heed Jimmy Carter on the Danger of Mail-In Vote
Finally:
Trump: Reopening The Country Will Be 'Biggest Decision He Has Had To Make, so far.
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One of the most important things the world's free nations can do, once this virus crisis is over, is to disengage from as much commercial/diplomatic activity with China as possible and to treat them for who their Communist Party is, a pariah.
As for Americans, we must begin buying products made in America and if they cost more think about the toll the Chinese Government has imposed on our nation. The Chinese Communist Party, like all totalitarian entities, is and should be treated as our enemy because they are a threat to world order.
We have allowed them to enjoy the benefits of world trade agreements and they used this opportunity to advantage their goal of world domination. Trump understood this for decades and he has made it his goal to rectify this tragedy. It is time for patriotic Americans to catch up to him and if that means leaving progressive Democrats and their friends in the mass media behind, so be it.
These are their messages to us deplorables: Alec Baldwin to Trump Supporters: ‘Don’t Bother Voting. Stay Home’ - Read More
And:
NYT columnist: Name Ocasio-Cortez as US envoy to UN
Thomas Friedman contended that New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, who has a long track record of anti-Israel statements, should serve in top position if Biden wins the presidency.
Remember, there is always a price to pay and we have paid far too much. It is time to stop being suckers!
Also, remember you will never hear it from the Fake News media, but Trump is TOUGH ON CHINA and Sleepy Joe Biden is WEAK ON CHINA. He always has been and always will be - that will never change.Even when he was Obama’s Vice President, he did NOTHING to combat Chinese cyberattacks, he allowed unfair trading at OUR cost, and he claimed: “they’re not our competition.” Biden's son was given $one billion by the Chinese Government's Central Bank to invest in a hedge fund. Can you believe it? Ridiculous.
America is finally respected on the world stage.
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Now for some humor at the expense of the Irish:
Mick says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards, because I wasn't even home yesterday."
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Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they decide to take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"
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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?'
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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
His wife says: "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing.
" What did you put in the paper? " his wife asks.
" Here boy " he replies.
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Paddy's in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"What the hell you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself", Paddy replies.
"It should be around your neck" , says the Guard.
"I know", says Paddy, "but I couldn't breathe."
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An American tourist asks an Irishman: " Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat.
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Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, 'Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantle piece?'
'No,' said himself, 'but I'm gettin' closer all the time.'
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Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her out of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home.
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laney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. 'Quick!'he said. 'Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!'
'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked.
'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'.'
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Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
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My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
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