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Jeff Foxworthy writes....... the M word
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …but
if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans!
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As the war we are fighting in Gaza continues into its third month, we realize more and more how much we have to fight the war of words, fight against the public opinion to promote the truth. Where many acts by Hamas would be considered war crimes or crimes against humanity elsewhere in the world, because they happen against the people of Israel, the world excuses them, explains them away, or ignores them.
Time and time again, and explicitly since this war has started, we have seen how little Hamas values human life, any life - even their own people. Time and time again, Hamas has laid traps for Israel and Israeli soldiers, to make them falter, to make them fall in the eyes of the world. Not even blatant evidence matters in a world determined to demonize the Jew.
But if there’s anything Jewish history has taught us, it’s that the Nation of Israel will persevere. Even though the battles are hard to fight, hard to win, we will succeed in the end, as we have done against the many attempts in the past.
Today, Aseret b'Tevet, has an interesting correlation. In the year 3336 from Creation (425 BCE), the armies of the Babylonian emperor Nebuchadnezzar began their siege on Jerusalem. It took months and years before the city walls were breached and the Holy Temple destroyed. A war against the Jews and Jewish freedom, rights, and identity and sovereignty in our ancestral homeland was long and painful before our people were exiled to Babylonia for 70 years. There is a symmetry as we remember, every day, the seige on Jewish national freedom of October 7 - the beginning of the long war we must now fight so as to prevent again the theft of Jewish life and human dignity. While our soldiers battle guerilla terrorism, every Jew and friend of Jews today knows we all share in the obligation to be the guardians, the advocates, the protectors of our legacy and inheritance, and of each other as one nation united and determined.
From the kingdom of ancient Egypt to the Greek empire, the Crusades to the dictatorship of Nazi Germany, we have survived, and we have rebuilt, and we have returned home. And we will do so again. We must stand up strong, together, and loudly declare that we are here, we are one, and we will outlast this enemy as well.
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Last, education is critical to Jews because when they are ousted, in most instances, their heads and knowledge goes with them.
Removing Trump from state ballot ensures his victory
By Charlie Hurt
It’s never too early to start the steal ahead of the next election, apparently.
Perhaps the Colorado Supreme Court’s jaw dropping decision Tuesday night to kick former President Donald Trump off the ballot should not have been so jaw-dropping. Democrats will stop at nothing to destroy Mr. Trump’s electoral future.
You know, sometimes you have to destroy democracy in order to save democracy. Preserve an election by forbidding people from voting for their favored candidate in the election.
Impeach him. Throw his supporters in jail even if their only crime was trespassing in a federal building. Charge him with a laundry list of crimes nobody’s ever heard of but will put him in jail for 100 years. Now, their latest coup: Remove Mr. Trump’s name from the ballot by judicial fiat. The Colorado Supreme Court is an all-Democratic panel carrying out the unhinged wishes of Democratic politicians across the land.
But Democrats still have a problem. It’s the problem they have had all along.
His supporters do not care what they do to him. Strike that. They care very much. Every cartoonish, unconstitutional weapon they use against Mr. Trump only makes his supporters support him more.
And independents. Apparently, even some Democrats.
This latest gambit by the Colorado Supreme Court has crazy leftists swooning in the streets. But among rational voters, this junta court just gave Mr. Trump another 10-point bump in the polls.
Americans love a fighter. They love an underdog. They even love an outlaw, if the outlaw is relatable or on the run from a common enemy.
Mr. Trump checks all those boxes, and it is driving Democratic politicians even more insane than they already were.
In just the last three months, Mr. Trump has jumped between 6 and 9 points in polls across the country. Polling this early before an election is almost meaningless — except for measuring movement in a candidate’s popularity. A 6- or 9-point swing in polling is a big deal. It means something.
In the case of Donald Trump, it is especially meaningful.
There is no one in America who does not already have a fully formed opinion of Donald Trump. He is the most famous American alive today — one of the most famous Americans to have ever lived.
Nobody in this country is just now hearing about the guy. Nobody tells pollsters they don’t have enough information about him to form an opinion about him.
At this point, they either love him or hate him. Or love his policies and don’t much care for him personally. Or think he is a wonderfully gifted but tragic figure whose political genius is thwarted by his excesses of vulgarity, vanity and vindictiveness.
But nobody doesn’t have some kind of opinion of the guy.
Yet here we are, nearly eight years after Mr. Trump descended his glass escalator into political history, and people are still changing their minds about him — in his favor. American voters are still warming up to the guy.
Sure, some of it is because people are suffering misery under the Biden administration. Some people are realizing that Mr. Trump was right on every issue while Democrats are wrong on every issue. And some of it is that people are finally seeing through the endless conspiracy of lies about him (and President Biden) spun by the media-government-intelligence complex.
And people are changing their minds in polls today because of what they see Democratic politicians and partisan prosecutors in places like Washington, Atlanta, New York and now the state of Colorado are doing to him. They know it is wrong. It is unfair. It is unconstitutional. It is un-American.
So, the Colorado Supreme Court has just sealed the 2024 election — by ensuring Donald Trump gets reelected. Charles Hurt is the opinion editor at The Washington Times.
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David Schenker, The National Interest
December 9, 2023
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