Sex with a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta , Carol (a blonde chick from England ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country ;
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...
And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at afull gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
Then came the big question,'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'
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I have been in Orlando for about 5 days celebrating our 50th Anniversary. Our youngest daughter and her husband, Abby and Brian, gave us an unforgettable party at which 25 family members out of 29 attended. Daniel and Tammy, Debra and Martin and Amy and Steve also hosted additional events etc.
We proved that a diverse and large family can get together and get along.
The various cousins all had a ball as well.
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shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And Texas
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Our dipstick is located in the White House!
Frank Luntz survey:
Biden's Iran Deal a Disaster
Ron and Cheryl,
A lot of good stuff here, but if you read nothing else, you must read the lead article on Iran.
$100 billion to Iran while our people are suffering from out-of-control inflation and energy shortage.
Not to mention the existential danger to Israel of terrorism and nuclear annihilation.
This is beyond outrageous.
Biden's Iran Deal a Disaster
US to Gift Iran $100 Billion
Nuclear enforcement non-existent (left click on this.)
‘Biden not in control of Iran talks,’ says former top US State Department official
Gabriel Noronha, who was tasked with Iran policy at the U.S. State Department under former President Donald Trump, warns the deal currently being considered will see world powers roll back far more sanctions in return for far less from Iran.
By Damian Pachter Israel Hayom)
Gabriel Noronha, who worked on Iran policy at the U.S. State Department under former President Donald Trump, was fired for speaking out against the then-president following the Jan. 6 riots on Capitol Hill. Now, with a Democratic administration in the White House, he’s warning against the Iran nuclear deal taking shape in Vienna.
Noronha, who worked under then-U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, described the deal as a grand “gesture” towards the Iranian regime.
According to Noronha, the new agreement includes sanctions relief that would see restrictions rolled back on a number of former senior Iranian officials who were allegedly involved in terrorist activity in the past.
One such official is Mohsen Rezaee, the former head of Iran’s Expediency Discernment Council and commander-in-chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps. The International Criminal Police Organization, commonly known as Interpol, published a red order for Rezaee in connection with the 1994 bombing of a Jewish community center in Buenos Aires that killed 85 people and wounded hundreds.
Another official set to see sanctions relief thanks to the accord is Hossein Deghan, who served as IRGC commander of Tehran during the 1983 attack in Beirut that killed 241 U.S. troops.
According to Noronha, the coming Iran nuclear deal will be “far weaker and far more dangerous than the original accord” signed under former U.S. President Barack Obama in 2015, as world powers have agreed to rescind far more sanctions while “asking far less” of Tehran in return.
Noronha’s criticism is aimed in particular at senior Biden administration officials and U.S. Special Envoy to Iran Malley, who is conducting the nuclear talks in Vienna.
A number of senior delegation officials have already quit the team in protest against the White House’s approach to the talks. One of the officials to walk out was U.S. Deputy Special Envoy to Iran Richard Nephew.
Describing the resignations as “shocking,” Noronha said another two delegation members had dropped out of the talks in late 2021 out of concern over Malley’s approach. Noting it was “unprecedented” for delegation members to quit in protest against their leadership, Noronha said a lot of people at the State Department believe Malley is a weak negotiator who is damaging U.S. national security.
Asked why Biden was insisting on signing a deal, Noronha said, “I don’t think Biden” is in control of the talks. “He’s focused on China, on Russia and on domestic” issues. “I don’t think he’s giving it a lot of attention.”
According to Noronha, Biden has delegated authority to U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Malley. “I don’t think he’s making the decisions,” said Noronha. “I think Malley is making them.”
This article first appeared in Israel Hayom.
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