Skidaway Island Republican Club
Presidents’ Day Dinner
Monday, February 19, 2018
Special Guest
Ambassador John Bolton
U.S. Ambassador to U.N. during G.W. Bush Administration
Ambassador Bolton is currently a senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, a Fox News Channel contributor and of counsel to D C law firm Kirkland & Ellis.
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Plantation Club – The Landings
Member Bar: 5:30 PM – Dinner with wine 7:00 PM
Cost is $150 per person
Coat and tie requested
Advance reservations and payment required. Mail check to
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AND:
AND:
I am an advocate of being an active citizen. One of the
requisites means voting. To vote one must be informed. To be informed one
should take advantage of meeting with their representative(s) when the
opportunity presents itself.
This is not a fund raiser but I encourage everyone to
financially support Buddy.
Lynn and I are hosting a “Meet and Greet” with our Congressional
Representative, Buddy Carter, at our home (6 Pineside Lane ) , Friday, February
23, from 5 PM to 6:30 PM.
Buddy will make a few comments and then answer questions.
Please come and please let us know (either e mail or call 598
9251).
Regardless of your political persuasion you are welcome because Buddy represents all in his district and his staff provide excellent constituent service.
Hope to see you there.
Me
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Dagny goes to Leopold's after getting a manicure.
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Bannon is too full of himself to realize he is finished. He fell on his sharp tongue, cut himself badly and died politically. The funeral took place in The White House Rose Garden and President Trump presided.
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We are taking Dagny back to Orlando tomorrow but tonight we are taking her to the ballet. Because of the weather we were unable to do much outside and particularly let her have two tennis lessons with Big Mike and Tall Paul, her favorite Landing's pros.
This may be my last memo for a while because when I return Monday, I have a GMOA Board meeting in Athens next week followed by a trip to Detroit for the first birthday of our Great Granddaughter.
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Thought I would end with some humor and erudite sayings. (See 1 and 1a below.)
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1)The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!”
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
That's nice,” she thinks, “but I want more,” and so she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good looking.Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but still she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
The Wife Store:
To avoid charges of gender bias, the Husband Store's owner opened a Wife Store just across the street, with the same rules for men as the ones the women had to follow.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited!
1a)GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
8) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
9) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
5) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD :
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2)When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
3) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
4) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
6) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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