Jokes?
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is
driving home from the city one night and, of course his car is weaving violently all over the road.
driving home from the city one night and, of course his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"
" Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
” Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"
" Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
” Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
”Did you know," say's the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back,your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thanks heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
”Did you know," say's the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back,your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thanks heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where is my husband?”
”That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. "there was an accident down at the Guinness brewery…" "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where is my husband?”
”That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. "there was an accident down at the Guinness brewery…" "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did
he at least go quickly?"
he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to pee.”
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!"
===but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!"
From a dear friend and fellow memo reader regarding my comment about dogs in my previous memo: "Dick,
I don’t always agree with everything you write, but your thoughts below about dogs are right on the mark. Republican, Democrat, or Socialist—political orientation doesn’t matter on that subject! T--
My response: "T--, Thanks for your comment, which I will post without direct attribution, but I would say that even some dogs are so pathetic and confused they could only be liberals. Me"
And another response from a special friend and fellow memo reader regarding his experience with his dogs:
"As I have written in my autobio:
And another response from a special friend and fellow memo reader regarding his experience with his dogs:
"As I have written in my autobio:
I do not believe my best friend can survive much longer and so I write next of my Boomer. He came to us as a scared little dog of several months because S----- had brought him from H------- without so much as a pet or drink of water. In two days he knew he was loved and became a show dog, with a high gait prance that would have won many show dog awards. He loved his sister, Beebe, and she trained him to live in a house and love his family. Then one day I was holding him in my arms in the backyard at St. L==== when a squirrel passed - he jumped - and broke his leg. We left on a month long trip to Europe shortly thereafter and returned to a saddened and still mending pup and he became forever our little lost soul. But what a love he is. He would wait at the front door until I returned to the house. He would place his head on my lap and sleep there as long as I stayed there. He slept at my side every night but would gradually creep up next to my head as the night passed and Beebe had also gone higher. He would bark and jump up and down for his three meals a day. He was a wonderful dog and I loved him through thick and thin. When he had a stroke in 2005 he could no longer see, but learned to navigate via carpets and furniture. He mostly stopped sleeping on my lap and this saddened me greatly, but I understood. Boomer lost his hearing and eyesight on April 30, 2005 On October 10, 2007 after 24/7 care for 2.5 years he jumped off his couch and it appeared his leg might be broken again. I decided to put him down, and I wrote that night the following: "And with a kiss and a tear my little, best friend is gone. How I loved that little dog, who never put up a front, never was selfish, a friend to all after the first bark - a truly great dog. Why can't you keep forever that which you love. Nineteen years of laying his head on my lap, nineteen years of climbing all but the last step and then crying for me to come and bring him up that last one. But to see him writhe in pain last night, to hold his once broken perhaps again leg off to the side in agony was too much for my heart to bear. I really truly loved that little dog, my dear Boomer."
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If Hillarious becomes Commander In Chief and I were in the military, I would resign. Same goes for Bernie.
Putin has got to be licking his chops!
The biggest threat will probably come from the fact that an insecure Hillarious will feel compelled to demonstrate how tough she is and thus, might over react every time she is challenged. She has proven time and again her judgement is awful. (See 1 below.)
Bernie will probably not know when he is challenged.
Trump will love to be challenged so he can build another wall and Cruz spends his life feeling and being challenged.
Kasich is too kind to react to a challenge. (See 1a below.)
===Kerry's political correctness met with Taliban fire. (See 2 below.)
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If you repeat a lie long enough it will become an acceptable fact. This is why all lies must be rejected. Truth is the best disinfectant.
The weak succumb to lies. (See 3 below.)
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I have a Liberal friend and sometime memo reader who professes he is a centrist. He reads the New York Times, Washington Post, Huffington Post, is voting for Hillarious and defends her and will vote for Bernie given the alternative chance. He sends me all kind of negative articles about the Republican Party yet he contends he is a centrist. He also comes from wealth and is very generous and socially conscious. He is a good citizen. At times he is a pain in the ass but I truly love him. He has a fabulous wife.
He sent me this article and I am posting it because I believe there is some truth to it but I also believe it goes a bit overboard.
The Demwits also have a schism within their party and I suspect this election will serve to make it more evident but they are more committed to winning than Republicans and will do whatever it takes whereas, Republicans are more prone to aim their ammunition at themselves and fight among themselves. Their unruly campaigning style is self-defeating.
Also, the Demwit message is more soothing and beguiling because it makes little demands, is more prone to call for the dispensing goodies, entitlements and is based up creating wedge issues which pits our entire nation against each other. Finally, Demwits are more prone to support challenges to our Constitution and to use it to expand government rather than to restrain the spread of its tentacles.
Repubs come across more philosophical when it comes to protecting the tenets of our Constitution but are equally to blame for failing to defend it and thus,I am reposting Scalia's warning.
Neither party is serving our nation well and probably both will end destroying themselves as well as our Republic. Franklin was right when he said 'We have a Republic if we can keep it.'
In my humble opinion, the root of our own self-destruction can be blamed upon many things starting with our success which came as a byproduct of many factors - our blessed geographical range of latitudes and longitudes, our inherent mineral wealth, our Constitution and our adherence to its principles, most importantly that it bestowed upon us the opportunity for freedom and our ability to retain the product of our own sweat and ingenuity.
Once we began to allow government to grow, spend and take from us we lost self-discipline and the very creative attributes of what made us great. The divergent political philosophies between the two parties also widened causing us to become a more disunited nation.
Finally, and most destructive is our failure to integrate our divergent populous cultures and the decline in our experiment with mass education.
Yes, there are many other factors but these are, in my mind, among the more prominent (See 4 and 4a below.)
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Dick
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1)
U.S. general: Number of ISIS fighters in Libya doubles
By Nicole Gaouette
Washington (CNN) U.S. intelligence estimates now put the number of ISIS fighters in Libya between 4,000 to 6,000, double the number in the war-ravaged country last year, according to the top U.S. military commander in Africa.
Gen. David Rodriguez, commander of U.S. Africa Command, said the intelligence community estimates the number of ISIS fighters in Libya at “around 4 to 6,000.” He added that the number has “probably about doubled in the last 12 to 18 months, based on what their assessments were last year.”
Wracked by violence since the fall of Moammar Gadhafi in 2011, Libya has become a haven for militant groups.
From 2014, the country was divided between two rival governments, one in the capitol of Tripoli and another in the east. A December deal created a Government of National Accord that the United Nations and Western governments hope can unite the country's armed factions against ISIS and set Libya on a more stable course.
Rodriguez said several types of foreign fighters are flooding into Libya, many of whom come from other northern African countries.
“The foreign fighter flow goes back and forth across” North Africa, which generates a lot of the foreign fighters who “go all the way across to Syria and Iraq,” Rodriguez said.
“The foreign fighter flow goes back and forth across” North Africa, which generates a lot of the foreign fighters who “go all the way across to Syria and Iraq,” Rodriguez said.
He said there are also militants already in Libya who are now pledging allegiance to ISIS.
The U.S. continues to watch Libya closely, Rodriguez told reporters Thursday. “We are continuing to go after targets that pose an imminent threat to U.S. interests and personnel,” he said, citing a December air strike by a U.S. F-15 that killed ISIS leader Abu Nabil in eastern Libya and a March raid on the western city of Sabratha that left seven suspected ISIS fighters dead. “We continue to do that,” Rodriguez said.
1a)Hillary Clinton Isn’t Qualified. Deal With It
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