If You Join ISIS You Can Keep Your Head!

 ISIS has posted a new ad which reads as follows:

"If you join ISIS you can keep your head!"

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OK ,this should get a reaction!  (See 1 below.)
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My senior citizen friend is not happy at the criticism we get and he has responded. (See 2 below.)

Meanwhile, a survey of "Hahvahd" students revealed a large number believe America is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS.  They pay over $55,000 a year to learn this or maybe their student loans are being funded  by senior citizen tax payers.
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Dick
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1)

AN ILLEGAL POEM 
By Illegal Immigrants


I cross river,
Poor and broke,


Take bus,
See employment folk.


Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.


Welfare say,
'You come no more,


We send cash
Right to your door.' 

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,


Medicaid
It keep you healthy!


By and by,
Got plenty money,


Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.


Write to friends
In motherland,


Tell them
'come, fast as you can'


They come in buses
And Chevy trucks,


I buy big house
With welfare bucks.


They come here,
We live together,


More welfare checks,
It gets better!


Fourteen families,
They moving in,


But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.


Finally, white guy
Moves away,

..

I buy his house,
And then I say,


'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'


In my yard
I put a tent.


Send for family
They just trash,

....

But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!


Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood..


We have hobby
It called breeding,


Welfare pay
For baby feeding.


Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?


We get free!
We got no bills!


TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.


We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.
If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico.

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2)  Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not try to blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or

God out of government and school.

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